Breakfast Time (Series 1,
Episode 1)
The first ever episode of Trap Door. Berk enters the room
obviously frustrated with Drutt and tells him to "Buzz Off!",
when suddenly a loud noise from his master's bedroom shocks both him
and Boni. The Thing Upstairs has fallen out of bed and demands
his breakfast. Straight away Berk runs into the kitchen and
begins cooking. Boni is watching Berk from a distance working
hastily to finish his master's meal,
the little white skull then comments "He should have his own cookery program on the television",
while Drutt re-enters the room and stops alongside Boni. Berk carries on
cooking throwing a wooden spoon into the pot in an attempt to
improve the flavour. Drutt continues to then
run around the kitchen. Berk quickly places his masters breakfast
inside the oven and informs The Thing Upstairs "Won't be long
old fattage its in the oven" and then proceeds to leave the
kitchen while its heating up. Drutt is still in the kitchen until
Berk enters to check the oven and tells him to "Buzz Off!",
again!
The Thing Upstairs then beckons down to Berk to check that
he isn't fiddling about with The Trap Door, this prompts Berk to
open it up and have a look even though Boni has told him that
its not a good idea. A number of worms crawl out and Druttt
continues to devour one of them until a large yellow creature flips
The Trap Door open and scares him away. Meanwhile Berk is knocked flying
into the corner by The Trap Door while the creature climbs out and heads towards
the pile of freshly made pies for The Thing Upstairs' breakfast.
Running over towards the creature Berk tries to stop him but its
to late, its eaten all of the pies and Berks enraged.
In all the commotion Berks forgotten to shut the Trap Door and
before Boni can tell him why it isn't such a good intention to leave
it open, another scary looking red monster climbs out, even
bigger than the first. Berk hasn't got a clue what it is and
makes a run for the nearest corridor and hides inside a dark
cupboard. Lighting a candle Berk discovers a large mirror and
has an brainwave. The large red monster chasseing him breaks trough
the cupboard door and forces Berk to hide behind the same
mirror. The monster is so horrified by its own reflection in the
mirror that
it rapidly runs out the cupboard and jumps back down The Trap Door leaving
the excitable Drutt to slam it shut. Berk can't believe his luck
while Boni couldn't get over how ugly the large red monster
actually was. The Thing Upstairs
then demands its breakfast yet again and Berk unsure quiet what to say
informs him that its "Inside the big yellow thing",
indicating the yellow creature that came out The Trap Door
earlier and is now resting in the kitchen. The creature
has fallen asleep after ingesting all those pies and Berk uses the
opportunity to push him inside the lift that goes directly
upstairs to his master. Berk pulls the lever and sends the
creature upstairs. The Thing Upstairs sounds delighted
with his breakfast and promptly eats the creature.
Submitted By Chris Porter |
Slither,
Wriggle And Writhe (Series 1, Episode 2)
Berk appears clutching Boni in his hands. They
both appear to be arguing about something, Boni claims that he isn't moaning
but as usual he inevitably is. In fact Berk
wants to use the little white skull as a prop for his bench while he's
putting up a shelve on the wall. Drutt appears running behind Berk
and causing a general nuisance of himself until Berk notices the little grey pest
and warns "Clear Off, You!". Berk continues to place the
wooden shelve up on the wall with Boni holding him up. That
is until Boni begins a conversation and brings both Berk and the
shelve crashing to the floor as a result of Boni affecting
the bench. The Thing Upstairs obviously
alerted by the noise shouts "Berk, What's all that noise?".
Berk explains that he's just putting up the shelves like
he's been told, to which The Thing Upstairs replies "Just
keep it down".
Berk obviously angry with Boni places him back in his hole
opposite the Trap Door while muttering to himself that he needs to
find some replacement wood. That's when he has the bright
idea of using the wood from the lid of the Trap Door. Opening it
up a number of worms wriggle out. Boni doesn't like the
scheme
and moans "I wouldn't recommend it". Just at that moment the
Trap Door fly's out off Berks hand and five large orange
tentacles beginning waving in the air. Boni then as annoying
announces to Berk "What did I say!". Obviously stunned Berks
unsure what to do and just at that minute a large orange
tentacles crabs hold of a plank of wood and bonks Berk over
the head. It then continues to spin Boni round in a
circle and throw Drutt against a wall after he bit one of the
tentacles. Not stopping there it then wraps itself around
Berk and pulls him down the Trap Door. After a couple of
seconds Berk reappears soaring into the roof above the Trap
Door entrance. Berk manages to crab hold of a wooden beam
and notices that it would make an ideal replacement for the
shelve from earlier. However Boni shouts worriedly "Don't forget our
little problem down here Berk". With this another orange
tentacles crabs Berk pulling him back down to the ground
along with the blank of wood and chunks of concrete from the
ceiling.
Berks had enough and excitably yells "Right its bonking
time" and grabs the piece of wood alongside him. With this
he continues to smash the tentacles repeatedly. Until the
monster disappears back down the Trap Door after Berk
clobbers it for the last time, unfortunately hitting Drutt in the process.
Berk extremely happy with himself realises that he can use
his new found weapon for the shelve and wonders where Bonis
got to. With this Boni reappears from behind the corner in
his hole and worriedly announces to Berk "Not here". A
while later
Berks finished constructing his shelves decorated with
various pots and jars. Boni and Drutt comment on what a good job he's done until The
Thing Upstairs shouts increasingly louder "Berk, Berk, Berk,
Have you finished those shelves yet?" and with that everything
comes crashing to the ground smashing everything to pieces.
Submitted By Chris
Porter |
Food For Thort (Series 1,
Episode 3)
Boni comments on just how quiet it seems that is until The Thing
Upstairs loudly beckons "Berk!" causing the little skull
Boni a
terrifying shock. Berk enters the room in reaction to his
masters voice, The Thing Upstairs continues "How's my garden, I
hope its looking nice?". Berk clearly uninterested in his rotten
garden replies "Its looking lovely" simply to put his demanding
masters mind to rest. Berk decides in the end its probably best
to check the garden even though he thinks its horrible.
Entering the noisy garden Berk tries to calm down the mass
of living vegetables making a racket of excitement. Berk
suddenly realises just how terrible things have become in his
masters garden and comments "Oh dear, horrible things do look a
bit hungry don't they". With this he rushes to get some food and
on returning he begins to feed them individually. Berk then
decides he better feed Thort as well, his masters favourite
vegetable and proceeds to a different part of the garden.
Despite looking Berk is unable to find Thort that is until the
massive vegetable and its huge beak lunge forward out of the
darkness. Berk is taken aback and can't believe how big its
grown. He continues to try and feed the massive creature
constantly repeating "Don't Snatch!" and it tries to steal the
food nestled inside Berks hands. Finally giving up after all the
food has gone Berk decides to retreat mainly because he thinks
its to dangerous to stay there any longer. Clearly pleased with
himself Berk decides to prepare dinner for The Thing Upstairs
but that's not until he stops off at the Trap Door first in the
attempt to locate some worms to put inside his masters pie, of
course worms being the main ingredient.
To Berks surprise before he has chance to open the Trap Door, it
swings open by itself followed by a swarm of flying black and
red insects accompanied by large pointed stingers at their base.
Berk unsure what to do tries to swat them and cries out "Swat!
Swat! Stand still and be swatted!" to little effect. One of the
flying horrible creatures manages to sneak up behind Berk and
sting him on the bottom leaving a large yellow lump. Berk
decides its time to escape and makes a run towards the garden
where he was in earlier followed by a large pack of stinging
beasties. Thort manages to rescue Berk by making quick work of
eating the entire swarm of insects that were chasing him, Berk
can't believe his luck. After realising Thorts great appetite
for the little creatures Berk has a cunning idea and tries to
push the giant vegetable towards the Trap Door where the
remaining insects continue to fly around the room. Thort clearly
excited makes a dash for it and drags Berk at great speed trough
the corridors until Berk lets go and crashes into his kitchen.
Meanwhile Thort wastes no time in eating the remaining pests to
Berks clear delight. Suddenly the room shakes to echo of The
Thing Upstairs' voice "Berk, I'm hungry!". This gives Berk yet
another brainwave and replies "How do you fancy a nice salad?",
indicating poor Thort as the main feature.
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Lurkings (Series 1,
Episode 4)
Berk enters the room pushing Boni along on his little brown
trolley, he plans to go fishing even tough Boni complains "I
don't want to go". Berk clearly used to his moaning carries on
regardless and calls Drutt who seems as anxious to go as he does.
Berk continues "I better get some bait, worms is best". He opens
the Trap Door and as usual a large bunch of worms begin to crawl
out. While Drutt devours a large number of them, Berk collects
enough to fill his bucket on the small trolley alongside Boni.
Berks begins to pull the trolley and excitably reveals that
their going to which Boni moans "Do we have to?". Berk tells the
little white skull "Oh shut up!" and carries on dragging the
trolley towards the swamp. In all the excitement however Berks
forgotten to shut the Trap Door and it seems that Boni is the
only one that has noticed but Berk has obviously chosen to
ignore him in attempt to block out the moaning.
They've made their way out the
castle and are nearly at the swamp while Berk happily announces
"Oh what a lovely day for a spot of fishing". Berk enquires how
Boni is and typically he exclaims "No Berk I'm not at all happy,
I'm bored!" again Berk ignores him and carries on towards the
swamp. Meanwhile back at the castle a large purple creature is
sitting by the Trap Door that is until its curiosity leads it to
explore the rest of the castle. Berk still excited on the other
hand has discovered a perfect spot to do some fishing by the
swamp and parks Boni up with he bucket of worms at the edge of
the bog. While this is happening just around the corner appears
the large purple creature who's apparently managed to find its
way out of the castle. Clearly amazed by its surroundings it
continues to play with some yellows bugs its found on a rock.
Berk on the other hand hasn't taken long in setting up his fishing equipment and
is comfortably perched over the edge of the swamp. He is clearly
enjoying the rest and tells Boni "Ah here we are then, this is
the live" while Drutt continues to run around and
unsurprisingly falls into the
quagmire although he's clearly enjoying himself. Berk waving his
fishing rod about turns and says "I bet I catch something really
big eh Boni", however Boni apparently bored still replies "I
doubt theirs anything in there". Just as Boni had finished
talking a large green monster with two bulging eyes on stalks
had risen out of the swamp. The creature took a look around at
both Berk and Boni and then disappeared back beneath the
surface. Berk commented "I think I would have considerable
trouble stuffing that in a sandwich", referring to the pure size
of it.
While Boni continued to moan about
being by the swamp fishing little Drutt materialised from the
swampy waters clearly still enjoying himself. Meanwhile Berk
continued in vain to catch something for his masters meal. That
was until the large purple creature that had climbed out of the
Trap Door earlier made a noise while hiding behind some rocks.
Berk was shocked by the sound that was until he noticed Drutt was
eating his bait. He stopped Drutt by bonking him over the head
with what looked like a large piece of wood he found nearby.
Berk temporarily started to complain at the pair of them and
said "All I wanted was a nice afternoons fishing, I wish I never
bothered now!". Boni had noticed the large purple creature now
standing behind Berk but in futile attempt his was unable to
warn him. Finally Boni got Berks attention and told him "But
there's something behind you", clearly taken aback Berk finally
looked behind himself and notice the large beast. Berk was in
fact so surprised he fell in the swamp. Meaning no harm the
purple thing turned to Boni and Drutt and said at a snail's pace
"Hello, my names Rogg". Boni saw the funny side of it all and
replied "Good old Rogg, he certainly brighten up my day". Rogg
continued to pick up Berks fishing rod and said kindly "Hello, I
like fishing mind if I join you".
Submitted By Chris Porter
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