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Berk: [singing]....through the garbage. Just getting rid of a
bit of rubbish. Down you go.
Boni: I don’t think you should keep throwing all that muck down
the trapdoor Berk!
Berk: you’re a worrier Boni and a nagger too!
Boni: I don’t nag do I Berk?
Berk: yes you do! Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag!
Boni: I don’t think I nag
Berk: Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! Naggity naggity naggity
naggity nag nag naggity nag!
Boni: do you think I nag Drutt? Anyway I don’t think he....
[Eyes appear out of the trap door. Drutt fizzes and runs to
Berk.]
Boni: oh!
Berk: [holding a worm] you look tasty! [To Drutt] Buzz off! I’m
creating!
Boni: [shouting] Berk! Quick something just..... [The vile pile
slinks past] I say, that is disgusting!
Berk: [still ‘creating’] right! Let’s try a smidgin of this
then. Lovely lovely. Needs something else... ah!... tasty bit o’
glodge. Sniff that! Right! Needs something else. [Grabs the
‘trumpet’ appendage of the vile pile] ah! That’ll do nicely.
[He puts it down and attempts to bash it. Its moves, he tries
again. It moves again.
Berk: ere! What’s your game you? I hate meat that moves!
[The vile pile spits orange goo on him]
Berk: oh that’s charming!
Boni: I told him he shouldn’t throw his rubbish down there!
Berk: this is not the behaviour one expects from a light snack!
So take a heavy whack! [He hits it twice] thump! Wop! wop! Now
just lie there and simmer gently! [It spits goo at him again]
This thing ain’t friendly!
Boni: I have never seen a viler pile of rubbish!
[The vile pile spits goo at Drutt]
Berk: [picking up a mallet] right! This should sort him out!
Boni: Berk! I think its..... [He gets orange goo as well] ergh!
BERK: that colour suits you Boni
[The vile pile spits more goo which Berk dodges]
Berk: hah! Missed! Missed! [It gets him] ergh!
Boni: this is all your fault Berk!
Berk: I’m gonna stick this implement right up his tube [he does
so] ah! That’s bunged him up.
[The vile pile moans and swells up]
Berk: hah! He can’t spit now!
[The vile pile swells again and explodes leaving orange goo
covering everything]
Boni: you won’t be told Berk! I warned you... ‘Oh no’ you said,
‘nag nag naggity naggity nag’
Berk: what a load of rubbish!
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