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Opening Lyrics
Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions - where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle.
Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Berk, overworked servant to The Thing Upstairs.
But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath The Trap Door.
For there's always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out...

(Singing)
Don't you open that Trap Door,
Your a fool if you dare.
Stay away from that Trap Door,
Cos' there's something down there.


Closing Lyrics
(Singing)
Creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick onto your skin,
Horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in,
Squirmy, worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo,
They'll wait down there forever till they get their hands on you.

Stay away from that Trap Door,
Cos' there's something down there.

The Extended Version Of The Trap Door Theme Tune
Submitted By Matt Miles

Creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick onto your skin,
Horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in,
Squirmy, worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo,
They'll wait down there forever till they get their hands on you.

Don't you open that Trap Door,
Your a fool if you dare.
Stay away from that Trap Door,
Cos' there's something down there.

... And it's not nice.

Big bad (Ghouls) that scream all night and ghosts that moan all day,
Don't try to wait for a scary (Spook) It'll blow your mind away,
Take my word, I speak the truth, there's evil beyond that door,
You take that plunge into that dungeon and we wont see you no more.

Don't you open that Trap Door,
Your a fool if you try.
Stay away from that Trap Door,
You'll be saying bye bye.

Frightening beasts with sixteen legs, they'll wait with open jaws,
They pass the time while they (?) by sharpening their claws,
Who will be the first (?)
Who will open up that door and down that hole come tumbling.

Don't you open that Trap Door,
Your a fool if you dare.
Stay away from that Trap Door,
I know there's something down there.

Trap Door Remix
This is a remix of the original Trap Door theme tune which was put together by both Alex and a friend of his. It is good to see there are still dedicated Trap Door fans out there, well done Alex!
Submitted By Alex Penhallurick